I love a good anti-joke.
meme going around = “what would I say?” on Facebook. it’s a script that extracts stuff from Facebook statuses you’ve made and combines them in some vaguely sensical (but mostly nonsensical) order. a few highlights from mine:
yeah, but I still have rollerblades…
Odds of encounter are helping grad school goal = surprisingly emotional
what can i say, i’m actually kind of darkly funny
Seeing nick offerman/Ron Swanson sing sweet caroline with Jameson’s tome on postmodernism to get crazy amounts of good
going to cheer on the BP oil spill for two days, and *Doug Benson* literally sends you
apparently requiem for a beer and cheese party with David Fincher, very very very 90s
i’m in between performances of confusion and hilarity.
RISE YOUNG JEDI
one class down, one to dumb and dumber.
Feels super stoked to see Louis CK opine about the talking heads!
catch y’all on the SEXIEST ticket, AMIRITE
Hobbes’s marginalia in the USA’ is Talking Heads and new wave music.
I need to become a GIF.
most people try for professorships but interdisciplinary scholarship is all
how horrible human being <3
giving my first pumpkin after we got there are unstable, changing, that shape how we live and how we treat one another. If we’re alert to a group composed of the SNAKES TOOK MY HOME!
grading a slew of reindeer and caribou, two grizzlies, a boat and everyone bailed on me.
I need to have a taco or NOTHING.
my brain and body are remote controlled, and it’s SO COZY
I carved this pumpkin of Super Hans from Peep Show.